Opening with what sounds like a choral excerpt from “The
Life of Pablo” that was deemed too pretentious for even Kanye, the album is
instantly too grandiose for its own good.
Things take a nose dive as the album segues awkwardly into “Love Me”,
on which Healy displays his ability to be putrid pretty excellently. Lines like “you’ve got a beautiful face but
nothing to say”, really make you wonder what kind of ego he’s sporting,
especially given the subject matter of the song being as hypocritical and desperate
as they come. This latest attempt by a
pseudo indie band to tap into the “real music wanker” mentality has managed to
even transcend music, and finds Healy railing against just pop-culture in
general, in an attempt to make himself seem like the talented and astute
outsider, but falls flat in almost every self-satisfied line. The instrumental for “UGH” doesn’t help his
case by being about as basic as pop music comes.
“A Change of Heart” contains some of the most ham-fisted and
jarringly awkward lyricism I’ve ever heard.
“Was it your breasts from the start?
They played a part.” Smooth
Healy. Smooth. He later seemingly justifies a break up with
the line, “You used to have, a face straight out of a magazine, now you just
look like anyone.” “She’s American” has
a pretty infectious groove to it, and is actually probably the highlight of the
album, given that the lyrics are basically functional. Healy’s vocals are slightly grating at times,
but that’s essentially unavoidable.
For the most part, my issues with the album lie as much in
the pseudo visionary instrumentals as the lyrics. “Please
be naked” is one such piece of drawling ambient pop that leave the album feeling
bloated and more than a bit pompous. “Lostmyhead”
may as well fall into this category as well given the lack of remotely
interesting or substantial lyrics.
In fact, the approach to every song past the halfway point
on this album seems to have been how can it be made as needlessly long and
bland as possible. “Somebody Else” and
the title track are as meandering and directionless as any pop song I’ve heard
this year, and the former has some of that classic Healy narcissism. Things get somewhat back on track with
another of the passable songs “The Sound”, on which the catchy instrumental
does just enough to hold my attention until the end of the album, despite the
closing end being as dreadful as the beginning.
If the laughable
sexual posturing of their debut wasn’t for you, then, like me, you probably don’t
need any more reason to dislike this band.
If you totally bought that Matt Healy was an androgynous sex icon, then
stop reading this review and go away. I’m
surprised you’re even still here.
Charlie McCartney
This is less a review as much as it is a personal attack. I'm not even a huge fan, but seriously, this isn't even a review, it's an opinion piece blasting the album for not being what you wanted it to be.
ReplyDeleteThis is honestly terrible.
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ReplyDelete*Matty Healy
ReplyDeleteThis is the cutest angry review I've read.
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